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1
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A dog has an owner. A cat has staff.
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Bumper 4
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2
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Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. Don’t drink and derive.
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Bumper
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3
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All I ask is the chance to prove money can’t make me happy.
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Bumper 2
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4
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Always try to be modest and be proud of it.
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Bumper 4
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5
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Am I ambivalent? Well yes and no.
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Bumper 2
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6
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An apple a day keeps Windows away.
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Bumper 9
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7
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Avoid alliteration always.
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Bumper 8
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8
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Be alert. The world needs more lerts.
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Bumper 7
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9
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Beer doesn’t make you fat. It makes you lean. (Against doors, tables, walls ….)
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Bumper
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10
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Being “over the hill” is much better than living under it.
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Bumper 9
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11
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Birthdays are good for you – the more you have the longer you live.
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Bumper 2
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12
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Can a blind person feel blue?
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Bumper 4
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13
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Carpe Diem = Seize the day. Carp in Denim = Fish in pants.
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Bumper 8
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14
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Cats – nature’s speed bumps.
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Bumper 7
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15
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Change is inevitable except from a vending machine.
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Bumper 2
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16
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Churches only worship the prophet margin.
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Bumper 1
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17
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Do not follow for I may not lead. Do not lead for I may not follow. Just go over there somewhere, please.
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Bumper 2
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18
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Don’t believe everything you think.
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Bumper
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19
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Don’t mess with me.
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Bumper 6
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20
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Drilling for oil is boring.
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Bumper 4
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21
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Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it’s a scenic route.
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Bumper 8
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22
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Dyslexics are teople poo.
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Bumper 8
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23
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Dyslexics Untie!
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Bumper
Bumper 7
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24
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Here I am! What are your other two wishes?
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Bumper 2
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25
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How to control a man.
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Bumper
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26
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I bet you I could stop gambling.
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Bumper 4
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27
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I didn’t believe in reincarnation in my last life, either.
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Bumper 8
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28
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I don’t think, therefore I am not.
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Bumper 8
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29
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I feel better after I wine a little.
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Bumper 1
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30
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I love animals. They’re delicious.
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Bumper 7
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31
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I love life
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Bumper 3
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32
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I love my boyfriend.
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Bumper 3
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33
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I love to dance.
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Bumper 3
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34
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I started out with nothing and I still have most of it.
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Bumper 3
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35
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I think sex is better than logic, but I can’t prove it.
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Bumper 3
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36
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I thought I was indecisive but now I’m not so sure.
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Bumper
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37
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I tried to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.
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Bumper 4
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38
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I used to be indecisive, now I’m not so sure.
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Bumper 4
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39
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I used to be schizophrenic, but we’re all right now.
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Bumper 4
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40
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I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
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Bumper
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41
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I wish the buck stopped here as I could use a few.
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Bumper 3
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42
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I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
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Bumper 3
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43
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I’m an Aussie. It’s like being American, but without a gun.
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Bumper 9
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44
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I’m schizophrenic and so am I.
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Bumper
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45
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If a man with no arms has a gun, is he armed?
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Bumper 4
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46
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If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
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Bumper 5
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47
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If it’s not one thing, it’s your mother.
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Bumper
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48
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If you think nobody cares, try missing a few payments.
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Bumper 3
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49
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Just say “NO” to negativity.
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Bumper
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50
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Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
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Bumper 9
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51
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Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world’s population.
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Bumper 3
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52
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Life is short. So buy the shoes!
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Bumper
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53
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Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.
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Bumper 5
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54
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Marriage is not a word. It’s a sentence.
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Bumper 5
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55
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Money is the root of all evil. For more information, send $10 to me.
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Bumper 7
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56
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Most nudists are people you don’t want to see naked.
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Bumper 5
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57
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My extra “padding” protects me from the cold.
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Bumper 6
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58
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My mind is like a steel trap. Rusty and illegal in most states.
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Bumper 7
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59
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Never believe generalisations.
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Bumper 8
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60
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Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge.
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Bumper 5
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61
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Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.
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Bumper
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62
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Say “NO” to drugs. That will bring the prices down.
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Bumper 8
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63
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So many cats,… so few recipes.
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Bumper
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64
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So many stupid people, and so few asteroids.
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Bumper 7
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65
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Sorry if I look interested, I’m not.
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Bumper 7
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66
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Stable relationships are for horses.
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Bumper
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67
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Support bacteria – They’re the only culture some people have.
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Bumper 5
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68
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The closer you get. The slower I go.
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Bumper 1
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69
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The last thing I want to do is to hurt you. But it’s still on the list.
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Bumper 9
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70
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The meek shall inherit the earth, after we’re through with it.
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Bumper 9
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71
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The Moral Majority is neither.
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Bumper 1
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72
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The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
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Bumper 5
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73
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The winner of the rat race is still a rat.
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Bumper 7
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74
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There are two rules for success: 1. Don’t tell all you know.
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Bumper 5
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75
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To err is human, to moo bovine.
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Bumper
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76
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Two wrongs are only the beginning.
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Bumper 5
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77
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Well, at least the war on the environment is going well.
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Bumper 7
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78
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When I want your opinion, I’ll bet if out of you.
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Bumper 7
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79
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When I want your opinion, I’ll remove the duct tape.
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Bumper 5
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80
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Whenever I feel blue, I start to breathe again.
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Bumper 9
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81
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Without geometry, life is pointless.
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Bumper
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82
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Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up
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Bumper 9
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