Bumper

G’day and welcome to Bumper.

The “sayings” you see on this site are all available for purchase as quality vinyl stickers. The size of the stickers vary from approximately 90 mm by 100 mm to 100 mm by 150 mm. Some have a slightly different format, but the overall size of each sticker will be approximately the same area as listed above.

The cost of the stickers in Australian dollars is $5 per sticker. The cost of handling and postage in Australia is $1.50, per order, regardless of the number of stickers. The stickers will be posted air mail to anywhere in the world for an additional AUD $2.50. If you live anywhere in the world apart from Australia, please add the Overseas button at the bottom of this page to your order.

My name is Ian McKenzie and I am happy for you to contact me via telephone or email if you have any queries.

Telephone: 07 3343 1232 or mobile: 0400 106 654

International callers, phone: +617 3345 1232 or +61 400 106 654

The range of stickers on this site will be added to regularly, and different sizes will also become available ..., I know the current sticker format is not really suitable for bumpers. Please call back often and take a look.

If you are a reseller or if you would like bulk quantities of stickers, then please telephone me for Wholesale pricing.

I have state of the art printing equipment for printing on vinyl, canvas, card, paper and other media. I can produce vinyl banners in retractable banner stands and many other products. If you have any ideas or requests, then please contact me.

This site was published in June, 2008.

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All these stickers can be purchased by using your credit or your debit card and PayPal. Alternatively you can arrange a direct transfer into my bank account.

If you wish to use Electronic Funds Transfer, then here are my banking details:
Bank: Bendigo Bank
BSB: 633 000
Account number: 115 311 011
Account name: Ian McKenzie - Exemplar

Either way please E-mail or telephone after the order and payment has been made.

If you are interested in quotes from philosophers and other wise and or witty people, I have a collection of over two hundred of them on a companion web site, Professional Performance. Click on the link to take a look.

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A directory of live musicians throughout Australia

 

Alcohol and calculus bs

 

 

Don't believe everything you think bs

 

 

I used to have bs

 

 

Life is short_1 bs

 

 

To err is human bs

 

 

Stable relationships_1 bs

 

 

Just say NO_1 bs

 

 

I thought I was indecisive bs

 

 

Overseas Order

Please add this
 to your order if
you live in any
country except
 for Australia

 

 

Beer doesn't make you fat bs

 

 

Dyslexics bs

 

 

I'm schizophrenic_1 bs

 

 

So many cats bs

 

 

Without geometry bs

 

 

Of all the things I've lost_1 bs

 

 

If it's not one thing_1 bs

 

 

How to control a man bs

 

 

Alphabetical list of stickers on this page.

 

Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. Don’t drink and derive.

Beer doesn’t make you fat. It makes you lean.   (Against doors, tables, walls ….)

Don’t believe everything you think.

Dyslexics Untie.

How to control a man.

I thought I was indecisive but now I’m not so sure.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

I’m schizophrenic and so am I.

If it’s not one thing, it’s your mother.

Just say “NO” to negativity.

Life is short. So buy the shoes!

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

So many cats,… so few recipes.

Stable relationships are for horses.

To err is human, to moo bovine.

Without geometry, life is pointless.

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